Tuesday, 17 October 2017

Maltese Cross

Two months ago http://mombowe.blogspot.com/2017/08/framed-chickadee.html I Googled “90% of parenting is” and shared my search results. Yesterday I tried the same thing with “90% of marriage is.” Here’s what I got: 90% of marriage is shouting, “What?!” from other rooms. 90% of marriage is realizing that your wife’s feet will ALWAYS be cold. 90% of marriage is saying, “I was going to do that” after seeing her pick up the thing she’s been nagging you all day to pick up. 90% of marriage is having long, drawn out discussions via text messages about what to have for dinner. 90% of marriage is making sure your spouse doesn’t look fat in a photo before posting it on Facebook. 90% of marriage is learning that seduction can be letting her sleep past 8:00 a.m., or a plate of brownies. Or both. 90% of marriage is remembering that if you’re right but silent, you might still be married tomorrow.

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