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“Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-time takes twelve minutes. This is not a coincidence.” – Erma Bombeck

“Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.” – Johnny Carson

“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.” – Jay Leno

“After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.” – Oscar Wilde

“When asked if my cup is half full or half empty, my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup.” – Sam Lefkowitz

“Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never, ever have enough.” – Oprah Winfrey