Split Star

 

For my husband, who’ll be five years older than me (again) in less than two weeks!

 

Top Ten Advantages to Getting Older:

 

10. Your clothes have come back in style – twice!

9. You can no longer be cut down in your prime.

8. There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. You have plenty of time to catch up on your reading – in the bathroom.

6. In a hostage situation, you’ll probably be released first.

5. You repeat yourself without knowing it.

4. You’re allowed to take a nap to prepare for bed.

3. You repeat yourself without knowing it.

2. You’ve made lots of good memories, even if you can’t always remember them.

And the number one advantage to getting older: it beats the alternative!