You can either laugh, or you can cry:
“If I’d known in March it would be my last time in a
restaurant, I’d have ordered dessert.”
“Having some states lock down and others not is like having
a peeing section in the pool.”
“There was a big X near the register to stand on. I’ve seen
too many Road Runner cartoons to fall for that.”
“They said a mask and gloves were enough to go to the grocery
store. They lied. Everyone else wore clothes.”
“The buttons on my jeans have started social distancing from
each other.”
“The dumbest thing I ever purchased was a 2020 planner.”
“Until further notice, the days of the week will be thisday,
thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday.”
“No matter how much you eat, your earrings will still fit.”
“I still can’t believe people’s survival instincts told them
to grab toilet paper.”
“When does season two of 2020 start? I don’t like season one.”
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