Saturday, 2 April 2022

Four Pin Drop Pines

 

There are several things I miss about living in England, but British appliances aren’t among them. We had a dishwasher that dissolved (not melted, dissolved) rubber spatulas. I’ve no idea why. One pair of John’s jeans overwhelmed our little washer. Anything bigger went to the laundromat. The dryer didn’t have a dryer vent. It didn’t need one. Instead of blowing clothes dry, it cooked them. They’d come out really hot, and still damp. For some reason the blender heated everything it pureed; great for soups, but not for smoothies. With a little creativity, I could almost fit a week’s worth of groceries in our under-the-counter fridge. But I had to be on hands and knees to get anything in or out. My favorite appliance was the toaster. It made excellent toast. Then, without warning, it would launch the finished product several feet into the air. The five-second rule doesn’t count when you have a three-second dog.


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