Half the people you know are below average.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory.
If everything seems to be going well, you’ve obviously
overlooked something.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be
lazy.
Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet
engines.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you
tried.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you
need it.
The problem with the gene pool is there’s no lifeguard.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to
catch up.
The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body needs to
be on it.
-
Steve Wright
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