Saturday 8 June 2024

Twenty Pin Cushions

 

Half the people you know are below average.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory.

If everything seems to be going well, you’ve obviously overlooked something.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

The problem with the gene pool is there’s no lifeguard.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body needs to be on it.

-          Steve Wright

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