Nine Crabs

 

Hollywood Squares (1966-2004) was a Q&A tic-tac-toe game. It was designed to be informative, but the wrong answers were what made it fun.

When making a parachute jump, how high should you be?

Charlie Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

True or false? A pea can last 5,000 years.

George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes

You're having trouble sleeping. Are you a man or a woman?

Don Knotts: That's what's keeping me awake

If you meet a stranger at a party and think he’s attractive, is it okay ask if he's married?

Rose Marie: No. Wait until morning.

In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say I love you?

Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.

Can boys join the campfire girls?

Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

Why do Hell's Angels wear leather?

Paul Lynde: Chiffon wrinkles too easily.