Saturday, 24 January 2015

Tried and True



10 Reasons to Dislike Mitt Romney:
He’s too handsome; his demeanor too gracious and statesman-like.
Married to one woman, faithful to her through breast cancer and MS.
No skeletons in his closet. (How boring is that?)
Can’t speak in a fake, southern, “preacher voice” when necessary.  (Could learn a thing or two from Hillary, Al, or Barack.)
Too smart. Graduated cum laude from Harvard Law and Harvard Business Schools – and his academic records aren’t sealed.
Doesn’t smoke or drink and has never done drugs. Too square for today’s America?
Represents an America of yesterday when people worked hard, believed in God, and went to church.
None of his five sons have police records or are in drug rehab.
He’s a MORMON. We need to fear that strange religion that teaches clean-living, charity, self-reliance, and honesty.
Because of his wealth he can’t relate to ordinary Americans. He made his money himself, as opposed to marrying it or inheriting it from Dad.

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