Thursday, 14 February 2019

Be My Little Valentine


“A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” – Tim Allen
“If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?” – Lily Tomlin
“Marry a man your age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.” – Phyllis Diller
“I love being married. It's great to find that one special person you want to annoy the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schultz
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell
“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.” – Joan Crawford
“You’re never alone on Valentine's Day if you're near a lake and have bread.” – Mike Primavera
Happy Valentine’s Day!

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