A few Valentine’s cards I wish I’d given this year. Or maybe
received:
“There, their, they’re. I love you because you know the difference.”
“Will you be my valentine? That’s a rhetorical question. You
don’t have a choice because we’re married.”
“My neural pathways have become accustomed to your sensory
input.”
“Without ‘ME’ you’re just ‘AWSO.’”
“Love is in the air. So is the flu. Wash your hands.”
“I’d walk through fire for you. Well, not actual fire,
because that’s dangerous. I’d walk through a humid room. But not very humid,
because my hair.”
“I’m more excited about the day after Valentine’s, because I
know there will be discounted chocolate.”
“I love you so much, I’d give you a kidney. Maybe even one
of my own.”
Hope you had a happy Valentine’s Day, too.
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