Saturday, 10 October 2020

Four Albums

 

First it was toilet paper and bottled water. Then we all had trouble finding hand sanitizer, disinfectant spray, wipes and hand soap. After that it was fresh meat, canned beans, dried pasta, Campbell’s soup, and yeast. Then we all ran out of coins. Furloughed employees turned to gardening and home improvement projects, and before long Home Depot looked like locusts had descended. All summer long there was a run on bikes, trampolines, and personal watercraft as trips were cancelled and bored families searched for other ways to fill the time. Now that summer’s over there’s a shortage of canning jars, lids, and pectin as all those gardeners scramble to preserve their harvest. Children and adults working from home need inexpensive laptops and office furniture, so of course there’s a shortage of those. This has already been such an interesting year. Don’t you wish you knew today what everyone will suddenly need next month?


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