Ten Good Reasons to Buy Fabric
1. It insulates the cupboard(s) where it is kept.
2. It keeps the economy moving. It’s your duty to support
cotton farmers, textile mills and fabric shops.
3. It’s less expensive and more fun than psychiatric care.
4. It's a contest - the one who dies with the most fabric
wins.
5. It keeps without refrigeration, you don't have to cook it
to enjoy it, and you'll never have to feed it, change it, wipe its nose or walk
it.
6. Like dust, it's good for "protecting"
previously empty spaces in the house, like the ironing board, laundry basket,
the dining room table etc.
7. It's not immoral, illegal or fattening. It calms the
nerves, gratifies the soul and makes you feel good.
8. Because it's on SALE.
9. Because you’re worth it.
10. Buy it now, before your husband retires and goes with you on all your shopping expeditions.
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