The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes his companion and says, “Kemo Sabe, look towards the sky. What you see?” The Lone Ranger replies “I see millions of stars.” “What does that tell you?” asks Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute and says, “Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically speaking, it tells me Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be about a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we'll have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?” Tonto fixes the Lone Ranger with a steely glare and replies, “It tells that you are dumber than buffalo. It means someone's stolen our tent!”
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