Pink Tulips

 

Last week I shared several messages from a sign outside a veterinary clinic in Westminster, Maryland. Here are some more, posted by vets elsewhere:

“If the earth was flat, cats would push everything off it.”

“Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.”

“If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.”

“Cats spend half their lives asleep, and the other have making viral videos.”

“A cat is always on the wrong side of the door.”

“Never feed your cat anything that clashes with the carpet.”

“Bathing cats is a martial art.”

“If you don’t talk to your cat about catnip, who will?”

“Letting a cat out of the bag is easier than putting him in.”

“Why won’t cats play poker in the savannah? Too many cheetahs.”

“What do you call a cat tantrum? A hissy fit.”

“I dressed my dog as a cat. Now he won’t come when I call.”

“In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods. They haven’t forgotten.”