“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of the intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the beauty in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know that one life has breathed easier because you lived here. This is to have succeeded.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
Friday, 16 October 2020
Four Crowns
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of the intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the beauty in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know that one life has breathed easier because you lived here. This is to have succeeded.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
Thursday, 15 October 2020
Mad About Plaid
The International Space Station is Earth’s only microgravity
lab. There are scientific and technological experiments – either automated or conducted
by crew members – that can only take place there. The station orbits our planet
roughly every 90 minutes, which means in 24 hours it passes by about 16 times.
But it’s almost impossible to see during the day and most of the night. You can
only spot it when you’re in the dark and the space station is lit by the sun: shortly
after sunset and before sunrise. Coincidentally, these are our favorite times
for walking the dogs. So, for the past few months we’ve been entertaining ourselves
(and anyone who will listen to us) by pointing out the space station as it
moves across the sky. The next time it comes into view (in my neck of the
woods) is Tuesday at 7:21 a.m. You can check spotthestation.nasa.gov to see when
it’s visible where you live.
Wednesday, 14 October 2020
Island Living
I love the vibrant colors and creative designs of batik
fabric, but I don’t use it very often. To make batik, artisans (usually in Java
Island, Indonesia) start with 100% cotton fabric, treat it with beeswax, and
then dye it by hand. To withstand the dyeing process, the fabric must have a
tighter weave or denser thread count. This is why batik is stiffer than most quilt
fabric. It feels more like sewing with paper than sewing with cloth. The
finished product won’t be “cuddly,” so it’s better used in a wall hanging than
a baby blanket. When working with batik, you should always use a fresh, sharp
needle. Batik is less likely to fray than other cottons, but it will show wear
in spots that have been sewn and unpicked. Items made with batik should be
hand-washed and air-dried, so it makes a poor choice for a bed covering.
Knowing this, I went and made one anyway. Silly me.
Tuesday, 13 October 2020
Hovering Hawks
Parrots are harder to live with than most people realize.
They’re messy, they bite, and they scream at the top of their lungs. It isn’t
exactly unheard of that parrot owners, experiencing buyer’s remorse, occasionally
donate their obnoxious pets to local zoos. With many people spending more time
at home this year, parrot donations have taken a noticeable uptick. In a single
week, five African greys - Eric, Jade, Elsie, Tyson and Billy - were donated by
five different owners to the Lincolnshire Wildlife Park in Boston, UK. They
were quarantined together before being put on display. Once they were out in
public, it became obvious one of the parrots taught the other four some very
salty language. They swore at each other and at the park guests. Eventually staff
were forced to move the birds to an area of the park where they’re unlikely to
offend anyone, at least until their language is more family-friendly.
Monday, 12 October 2020
Nine Turning Leaves
“Your temple recommend interview is not about do’s and
don’ts. A recommend is not a checklist, a hall pass, or a ticket for special
seating. It has a much higher and holier purpose. To qualify for the honor of a
temple recommend, you must live in harmony with the teachings of The Church of
Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. In your interview you have the opportunity
to search your soul about your personal faith in Jesus Christ and His
Atonement. You have the blessing to express your testimony of the restored
gospel; your willingness to sustain those whom the Lord has called to lead His
Church; your faith in the doctrine of the gospel; your fulfillment of family
responsibilities; and your qualities of honesty, chastity, fidelity, obedience,
and observance of the Word of Wisdom, the law of tithing, and the sanctity of
the Sabbath day. Those are bedrock principles of a life devoted to Jesus Christ
and His work.” – Elder Ronald A Rasband
Saturday, 10 October 2020
Four Albums
First it was toilet paper and bottled water. Then we all had
trouble finding hand sanitizer, disinfectant spray, wipes and hand soap. After
that it was fresh meat, canned beans, dried pasta, Campbell’s soup, and yeast.
Then we all ran out of coins. Furloughed employees turned to gardening and home
improvement projects, and before long Home Depot looked like locusts had
descended. All summer long there was a run on bikes, trampolines, and personal
watercraft as trips were cancelled and bored families searched for other ways
to fill the time. Now that summer’s over there’s a shortage of canning jars,
lids, and pectin as all those gardeners scramble to preserve their harvest. Children and adults working from home need inexpensive laptops and office furniture,
so of course there’s a shortage of those. This has already been such an
interesting year. Don’t you wish you knew today what everyone will suddenly
need next month?
Friday, 9 October 2020
King David's Crown
Gordon’s career began in radio and television stations back
east. At one point in the early 60’s, he played a clown in a kiddie show, then
had to quickly change to report the weather on the evening news. He moved to
Los Angeles where he studied acting and appeared in several television shows. It
was here that he met Ruth and Nathan Hale. The Utah couple had come to
California to write for Hollywood, but switched their focus to the stage when
their Glendale theater began to prosper. The Hales introduced Gordon to the
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Ruth encouraged him to give up
smoking and to stop doing beer commercials. Before long, Gordon decided to
become a member, too. Gordon Jump appeared in many church films, but he’s best known
as the radio station manager on WKRP in Cincinnati. In a way, it’s as if his
career came full circle.