Ron Swanson is a fictional character from Parks and Rec. He’s
based on a real person: a Libertarian government official working in Burbank,
California. As Libertarians believe government should interfere as little as
possible in the lives of citizens and the free market, he’s a bit of an
oxymoron. This is just part of what makes him so funny. Here are a few of my favorite
Ron Swanson quotes:
"The less I know about other people's affairs, the
happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people."
“There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk.
Which is water that’s lying about being milk.”
“You choose a thankless job. You can’t be upset when nobody
thanks you.”
“Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to
kill something.”
“When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by
the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.”
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