Ugly Christmas Sweater Day – the third Friday in December –
is two weeks from today. That’s probably not enough time to knit your own ugly sweater,
but plenty of time to go online and order one. Look for an ugly Christmas Star
Wars sweater: a red one covered with snowflakes and AT-ATs, a black one with Darth
Sidious that says “Merry Sithmas,” or the green one with Vader in a Santa hat
saying, “I find your lack of cheer disturbing.” Two weeks from today is also
the release date for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Whether or not you’re one of
the lucky opening night ticket holders, you wouldn’t want to leave the house
inappropriately dressed. While we’re on the subject of dressing appropriately,
be sure to slip on brown shoes this morning. Today is Wear Brown Shoes Day. It’s
not nearly as much fun, but it should be easier to manage.
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