Three Masted Schooner

 

Words of wisdom from kids:

Never trust your dog to watch your food. – Patrick, 10.

When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. – Matthew, 12.

Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. – Rocky, 9.

Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning. – Stephanie, 8.

Never try to hide broccoli in a glass of milk. – Rosemary, 7.

Don't flush the toilet when Dad is in the shower. – Lamar, 10.

Don't ever be too full for dessert. – Kelly, 10.

If your dad’s mad and asks, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer. – Heather, 16.

Never tell your mom her diet's not working. – Michael, 14.

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. – Joel, 12.

When you get a bad grade, show it to your mom while she's on the phone. – Alyesha, 13.

Never try to baptize a cat. – Laura, 13.

Never spit on a roller coaster. – Scott, 11.

Beware of cafeteria food that looks like it's moving. – Rob, 10.