You have more fabric in your home than food.
You know “fat quarters” are not used in chicken recipes.
You leave your ironing board up all the time, but never iron
clothes.
You plan your vacations around quilt shops.
You pet fabric.
Your first thought when hearing someone’s pregnant or
engaged is, “What quilt shall I make?”
People are always picking threads off your clothes, even on
days you haven’t been sewing.
Your mailman says, “More fabric?” every time he drops off a
package.
You’re planning your next five projects and you haven’t finished the one you’re working
on.
You are able to measure a quarter of an inch without a
ruler.
Your guest room looks like a fabric store.
You hear the word “Featherweight” and you don’t
automatically think, “boxer.”
You believe that U.F.O.’s are not from outer space.
Your stash can’t be flushed down the toilet during a police
raid.
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