Murphy’s Quilting Laws
No matter how much of a particular fabric you have, you’ll always
be half a yard short.
You may own 200 shades of blue thread, but none will match your
project.
If you have a piece of fabric 10" wide and need five
2" strips, you’ll cut one strip 2 1/2" wide and be short a strip.
The cat will only nap on the quilt you’re making for someone
with allergies.
The fabric you need to complete your quilt is discontinued.
They sold the last piece yesterday.
You’ll always run out of bobbin thread just before finishing
the last border.
As you finish binding her Barbie quilt, your granddaughter will
say, "Barbie’s for babies. I like Lord of the Rings.”
The scissors and pincushion are on the other side of the
room. You won’t discover this until you sit down.
Your last needle will break at midnight the night before
your quilt must be submitted for the quilt show.
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