Wednesday, 10 April 2024

Three Sawtooth Stars

 

Murphy’s Quilting Laws

 

No matter how much of a particular fabric you have, you’ll always be half a yard short.

You may own 200 shades of blue thread, but none will match your project.

If you have a piece of fabric 10" wide and need five 2" strips, you’ll cut one strip 2 1/2" wide and be short a strip.

The cat will only nap on the quilt you’re making for someone with allergies.

The fabric you need to complete your quilt is discontinued. They sold the last piece yesterday.

You’ll always run out of bobbin thread just before finishing the last border.

As you finish binding her Barbie quilt, your granddaughter will say, "Barbie’s for babies. I like Lord of the Rings.”

The scissors and pincushion are on the other side of the room. You won’t discover this until you sit down.

Your last needle will break at midnight the night before your quilt must be submitted for the quilt show.

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