Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many
memories.
There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the
shore like an idiot.
I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So,
I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to have to paint it.
Last night I stayed up playing poker with tarot cards. I got
a full house and four people died.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of
payments.
If it’s a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two
cents worth, someone somewhere is making a penny.
I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game
Monopoly.
For my birthday, I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier. I
put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – More Steven Wright
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