Round Up

 10 Things NOT to Say on Mother’s Day

1. I hope you did extra laundry last night so you could have today off. By the way, where’s my blue shirt?

2. Let’s hurry and open your presents so I can watch the game.

3. Glad you like it. It was hard to find a hat that would look good with your grey hair.

4. Boy, I sure wish someone would give ME a special day.

5. They were out of plus sizes. I got you this vacuum instead.

6. Got you a special treat – Ultimate Fighting tickets for the whole family - front row!

7. Don’t worry about the dishes. You can do them tomorrow.

8. Hey you LIKED IT when I traced my hand and gave it to you as a child.

9. Is this a good time to tell you I missed some payments on that loan you cosigned?

10. We chipped in and got you this coupon for laser hair removal! – Jay Evensen