Ernest Hemingway once wrote a story that was only six words
long: “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” He is said to have called it his best
work. Inspired by this, other authors have taken up the challenge:
“Failed SAT. Lost scholarship. Invented rocket.” – William Shatner
“Gown removed carelessly. Head, less so.” – Joss Whedon
“Automobile warranty expires. So does engine.” – Stan Lee
“It cost too much, staying human.” – Bruce Sterling
“From torched skyscrapers, men grew wings.” – Gregory Maguire
“Wasted day. Wasted life. Dessert, please.” – Steven Meretzky
“The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly.” – Orson Scott Card
“To save humankind he died again.” – Ben Bova
“Easy. Just touch the match to” – Ursula K. Le Guin
“New genes demand expression - - third eye.” – Greg Bear
My personal favorite is a telegram sent by Robert Benchley
in Venice to his editor at The New Yorker: “Streets full of water. Please
advise.”
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